Terry Pratchett er en morsom mann. Ingen tvil om det. Faktisk såpass at fans har laget en schvær fil med sitater fra bøkene hans. Den finner du her.

Noen eksempler fra hans siste bøker:

«When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.»

— Trollet Detritus lærer om våpensikkerhet (Terry Pratchett, Night Watch)

In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons, although folklore is silent about what they believe about vampire watermelons. Possibly they suck back.

— (Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum)

One or two of the old barrows had been exposed over the years, their huge stones attracting their own folklore. If you left your unshod horse at one of them overnight and placed sixpence on the stone, in the morning the sixpence would be gone and you’d never see your horse again, either…

— (Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum)