- Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.
- Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!
- America’s health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well…all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!
- It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.